ME: I put some parmesian on the salad.
PAUL: I don't care, I'll eat it like it is.
ME: I don't know how to make it taste good. We don't have any dressing.
PAUL: How about some undressing? (in the suavest voice he can manage)
ME: (rolling my eyes)
PAUL: Come on, you got admit it, that was slick.
ME: And he wonders why his come-ons don't work...
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